The Pre-Party: Absolutely impossible

Posted by Douglas Charles on December 23rd, 2008 at 11:30 am

Claudia Fernandez is an android. Seriously, you can’t look like that unless you’re mechanically engineered.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.