The Pre-Party: Big-Budget

Posted by Douglas Charles on February 26th, 2009 at 11:30 am

If there really is a heaven then it must be exactly like Brazil. Endless miles of beautiful topless beaches, the hottest women in the world and the beer is super cheap too. Throw in a DirectTV package with the works and you really are in heaven. Here’s the 10 hottest Brazilian models of all time.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.