The Pre-Party: Brutal

Posted by Douglas Charles on January 21st, 2009 at 11:30 am

Some other site is also doing a Sexiest Woman thing… pfft… I guess it’s okay… 10 million votes is nice… and chicks like Eva Mendes, Scarlett Johansson, Marisa Miller, Brooke Burke, and Olga Kurylenko have actually gone so far as to comment on it. I’d never want extremely hot babes like those ladies to comment on our little Sexiest Woman voting thing… I’m not that needy (Please comment girls! Please, please, please… ). Anyway, go check it out… since you do like babes and all or you wouldn’t be here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.