The Pre-Party: Choke

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 30th, 2009 at 10:30 am

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Sports: Greg Norman blames choke jobs on his ex-wife.
Video: Party on the beach.
Stuff: 50 awesome meat products.
Babes: Top 12 Britney Spears nipple slips.
Babes: Baby’s got back dimples.
Stuff: Retard Patrol busy deretarding DVDs.
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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.