The Pre-Party: Go big

Posted by Douglas Charles on December 11th, 2008 at 11:30 am

Gianne doesn’t look like your typical Brazilian supermodel, but that’s fine by us. She’s still pretty damn hot.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.