The Pre-Party: Lots of sex

Posted by Douglas Charles on March 4th, 2009 at 11:20 am

Babes: Russia’s version of the Laker Girls.
Video: Snowboarder wipes out while grinding some stairs.
Babes: Cindy Taylor makes Paraguay proud.
Stuff: Debra Messing is high.
Video: President Bush (the older one) has lots of sex.
Babes: Jennifer Aniston is a sight in blue.
Babes: Brown Bagger of the Day: Tila Tequila.
Stuff: 10 best chain restaurant food items.
Babes: Marisa Miller in the SI swimsuit edition.
Babes: Major hottie: Jennifer Stano.
Sports: When I say Florida, you say Blumpkin.
Babes: Vanessa Hudgens showing off some leg.
Babes: Serial WAG Danielle Lloyd attended a movie premiere.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.