The Pre-Party: Never disappoints

Posted by Douglas Charles on February 10th, 2009 at 11:30 am

Now I don’t like to throw the word “MILF” around but the fact that Gaby Espino actually has given birth is simply astounding to me. And not because she looks so good. It’s because I’m picturing all the wonderful things attached to being a mother. All those thing that make you respect a woman. And then to know that she could absolutely pulverize the hell out of you in the bedroom.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.