The Pre-Party: Overcooked

Posted by Douglas Charles on February 6th, 2009 at 11:30 am

Whenever I see a crocheted bathing suit I always spend countless hours trying to check out the nipple beneath the crocheting. Am I the only person who wastes time doing this? I probably stared around the area where Emily Scott’s nipples should be for way too long.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.