The Pre-Party: Sex-offender friendly

Posted by Douglas Charles on February 5th, 2009 at 11:30 am

Today is a big day in the life of Cassie Keller. She is now 19 (Feb. 4). For those residing within two hours of a Canadian border know, drinking age! As a gift to all of her huge fans, we’ve put together a few links to remind you what a 19-year-old naked Playboy model looks like.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.