The Pre-Party: Too much power

Posted by Douglas Charles on January 28th, 2009 at 11:30 am

I know this can’t be Cancun, because the Office Rambo would be right behind Jessica Biel with his tequila in one hand and fake anaconda in the other. If you ask me, this looks like some sort of conspiracy to shield Biel’s ass from the camera, which is just outright wrong.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.