The Pre-Party: Tortured

Posted by Douglas Charles on January 29th, 2009 at 11:30 am

Life must be good living in South America… I mean where else would you get sun, sea, sand, a blonde, a brunette and beer… all at the same time…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.