The Princess should be less of a bitch to Mario

Posted by Chris Spags on September 12th, 2008 at 4:47 pm

This is like a day old now but whatever, I was going to post it yesterday and screw GoDaddy for denying you that. Anyway, this clip is one of the ones being released by Seth MacFarlane’s new Web cartoon project.

The Princess is kind of right…it’s not like it’s Mario’s place to say what she does with her body. If some fat Soviet chick with a beard rescued my Prince-ly ass from a dragon turtle dude, I’d be like “Awesome, thanks” but I wouldn’t really be willing to bring her back for a romp on my castle floor.

Bonus Mario video because it’s Friday and utterly transparent that I’m posting this out of a lack of news…a strategy session with Mario villains and Bowser:

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