The rockingest local furniture around

It’s hard to get attention in a crowded ad marketplace. But if you’re going to buy furniture from any elderly man in Indianapolis, well, I think your search got a lot easier.

Granted, I don’t make many videos, but I’m finding there to be a couple gaps in logic here. So Martin is an older gentleman who rocks hard, as evidenced by his guitar and long rocker hair. I’m with that. But what’s with the ghost who appears at the end next to him, on the left? Did he murder that woman? Is this part of his rocker lifestyle? Because I’m not sure I can support that. Or maybe he makes his furniture from human bones and flesh, like the family in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. All I’m saying is that maybe this was an honest mistake…or maybe it was the most honest ad of all.

I’m dipping out early for the holiday so that’s all you get. I hope you have a happy Memorial Day, unless you’re planning on desecrating an army man’s corpse in which case, man, you are seriously missing the point of this holiday. See you guys on Tuesdayyyyy.

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