The search for biggest Internet creep, with iced tea

When I studied film in college, by which I mean made many sex tapes with unknowing women, I often believed that you can make anything seem creepy or menacing if you manipulate it so. Even the act of making love to a woman while wearing nipple tassels and a Scream mask. For further proof of that, take a look at Steve Sutton introducing us to iced tea, “that magical elixir of dreams.”

I’ve never crap my pants at the sight of someone making iced tea before, so that’s an exciting, if not unwelcome, new development.

Steve Sutton, the guy in this film, originally found internet fame in 2006 when SomethingAwful chronicled his daily vlogs. You may think, “Hey, maybe this guy is playing a character for the Internet,” but you’d be wrong for that assumption, which so typical of you, Dissenting Voice in My Head. He’s legitimately a 44 year-old self-proclaimed asexual virgin who lives in a trailer with his mom who does these videos for fun. Which probably is a lot less glamorous than it sounds.

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