The secret ingredient

Via Channelate comes this comic about what might make for a viable secret ingredient in your next cookout.

Now let’s take all of the objections to someone being murdered out of the equation…you’d eat human meat right? Like you’d have to sample it, if it were prepared for you in a delicious fashion wouldn’t you? I can’t be alone in this. I mean don’t get me wrong, I don’t think I’d want to make it myself or go and buy some Human at the store, but if they gave it to me at a restaurant with a nice garnish, I’d sample it. The only thing that kind of sucks is that it’d probably be some homeless person, and I don’t know how I feel about that. I mean, yeah, they have no intrinsic value to society, but I have to imagine they’d be much gamier and perhaps a bit too free range.

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