The Seinfeld porno sure looks like it, uh, exists

You know what I’m always looking for in my pornography? Extended scenes of poorly written parody. Good thing we have the heroes at New Sensations making films like this, a porn parody of Seinfeld cleverly titled “Seinfeld: A XXX Parody.”

Would it f’ing kill a porn company, with all of their money, to hire a inexperienced but talented young comedy writer instead of just churning this crap out written by some guy in a Persian club shirt and a hairy chest? I mean look, I’m not saying I’d be so proud of my work writing a porn parody of Seinfeld, but for the right amount of money, I have no doubt that I could turn out a script with 2 hours of romantic lovemaking between Susan’s father and John Cheever set to some Gregorian chants. Or something funny. Perhaps both, assuming someone slipped on a banana peel before the sodomy begins.

[additional NSFW pics of the film can be seen here]

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