THE TEN BIGGEST ATTENTION WHORES IN SPORTS
A. Isaac 
Now that the Queen Diva has decided to grace us with her presence at Vikings headquarters, it seems only appropriate that a list like this surfaces.
And while there have been a number of people over time that have whored themselves out to the public (Rodman and Clemens just to name a few), we tried to keep this one a bit more recent.
10. Sean Avery
Does he make this list without the sloppy seconds comments? Doubtful? Like his career, he’d probably be on the outside looking in.
9. Stephon Marbury
You remember the Summer of George on Seinfeld. Well, this has been the summer of Stephon…Filled with twitter updates and live webcams…And even some vaseline eating
8. Drew Rosenhaus
Stick a camera in that guy’s face and he’s already pimping his client, jostling for a new contract, or doing an ESPN commercial
7. Ozzie Guillen
About 4 or 5 times during the baseball season, Ozzie goes on one of his swearing tirades and his team plays good for a couple of weeks. When are they going to realize that they’re scripted?
6. TO
Although he’s been more tame the last year or so, this is like the calm before the storm. By the way TO, how’s that cable show doing. Last time I checked you lost to a re-run of the Facts of Life.
5. Marc Cuban
Running onto the court would be cool if it was like the Malice at the Palace…But when you’re owner, you look like a fool. And Kenyon Martin’s mamma called. She’s still pissed.
4. Manny
When you actually reference yourself in the third person, you have problems. And call me crazy but I’m pretty sure he was the one who made up “Manny being Manny”
3. Ocho Cinco
I remember when the artist formerly known as Chad Johnson was actually a good football player. Now he looks like a cartoon character.
2. Shaq
Should the Queen Diva die this year on the field after throwing his 6th interception in a quarter, the title belongs to the Big Aristotle…or is it Superman..or Shaq Fu…or Jabbawockeez. Either way, he’s due for a new scrabble word…
1. Brett Favre
Nothing needs to be said here. He will sit atop the polls as attention whore as long as his heart keeps beating. Which for Packers fan couldn’t stop soon enough
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