The value of teaching children

Posted by Chris Spags on December 1st, 2008 at 10:20 am

Via Amptoons.com comes this important (also kind of preachy but whatever) lesson on the value of being a teacher in society.

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Now sure, pornography seems like an easy solution. But if you really want to make the money and make the most out of your career as a caretaker of children, you could perhaps put your students into pornography. Then everyone wins! Except for the kids, I guess. But hey, that’s what repressing memories is for.

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