The Wall Street Journal encourages clever thinking

I didn’t know that there used to be a big need to monetize this sector of business, but apparently I was mistaken. An old ad for the Wall Street Journal revealed that the newspaper can teach you how to get money in many unconventional ways.

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Oh, I believe he means “mistake or error.” Here I was getting my hopes up, like an ass. $15,000 for a boner would have been stupendous for me, that’s like $1000 per inch. Instead I guess I’ll have to go back to leasing my erections out as props for ships used in Pirates of the Caribbean. It may not be glamorous to have disgraced pirates walk across your engorged genitals as though they were a plank, but much like the household appliance dinosaurs on The Flintstones would say, “Ehhhh, it’s a living.”

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