The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 05.09.09

Posted by Douglas Charles on May 9th, 2009 at 11:00 am

Jennifer Ellison is not one to shy away from a camera. She is also not one to shy away from doing so whilst wearing her underwear. Unfortunately she is one not to do with her top off. Two out of three ain’t bad. In other news, photographer Scott McAulay, the guy who took these pics, is one of my new heroes.

The Week That Was…

Megan Fox sexed up Elle…
But not nearly as much as she sexed up Esquire.
Jolene Blalock’s t-shirt got wet.
Kelly Ripa was in a bikini… three times… make that four.
We met Rita Frazão, Nancy Rodriguez, & Marisa Jara…
… as well as Maribel Guardia, Ana Lúcia, & Karla Gomez…
… and Laura Drzewicka. Can’t forget her.
Kelly Brook returned to the lad mags.
Sugey Abrego also returned… in her bikini.
Victoria Silvstedt was also in a bikini.
As was Heidi Montag and Laura Dundovic.
I want a Konigseder-tuned Porsche Carrera GT…
… and a Husqvarna Automower 260 ACX.
And we learned how Swine Flu is affecting US sports…
… as well as how to fake interest in the NHL Playoffs.

on 205th recommends…

Babes: Agent says Anna Rawson is underexposed on the LPGA.
NSFW: Magic sex-ray!
Babes: Jenn Sterger still finding glamorous work.
Babes: Christina Aguilera in Skechers ads is ingenious.
Babes: Megan Fox quotes that’ll make you go hmmm…
NSFW: Another Cassie Ventura leaked pic.
NSFW: Ashlyn Letizzia is a sexy blonde babe.
Babes: Yves Saint Laurent’s model Ariel Meredith.
Babes: Gwyneth Paltrow’s fishy face.
NSFW: Nikki Brooks’ lingerie won’t stay on.
Babes: Ana Sofia Henao is all grown up.
NSFW: Rihanna nude pics leaked!
Video: Don’t drink and ride… a bike.
Video: Asian model runway show.
Babes: A little Bar Rafaeli hotness.
Babes: Spanish and Asian lingerie model Alley Baggett.
Sports: 10 of the biggest sports scandals.
NSFW: Hungarian Playmate Voksan Virag.
Video: Some epic pong shots.
Babes: Jodi Lyn O’Keefe is freaking hot!
Babes: A quickie with Leona Lewis.
Babes: Audrina Patridge shows her granny panties.
Babes: Denise Milani is trying to do things.
Babes: Julie Henderson, chilly in a bikini.
Stuff: Man’s van offering “Free Candy” not received well.
Babes: Ivy Madd puts the horn in horny.
Babes: Wake up with Anastasia Stoczkaya.
Babes: 25 sexy female mugshots.
Babes: Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Misa Campo.
NSFW: April O’Neil is totally awesome.
Babes: Eva Mendes’ sexy pictorial.
Babes: ASU Undie Run 2009.
Babes: Jennifer Love Hewitt in sexy black lace.
NSFW: Paris Hilton nip-slip video.
Babes: Gisele Bundchen makes me want to save a rainforest.
Babes: Hayden Panettiere being cute.
Stuff: The real story behind the Jägermeister label.
NSFW: Busty Brea Lynn is a treat.
Babes: Heidi Montag confirmed for Playboy.
Babes: Bar Refaeli is really good at launching things.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.