The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 05.23.09

Posted by Douglas Charles on May 23rd, 2009 at 9:00 am

Suddenly I want to visit Bulgaria. I don’t even know where Bulgaria is on a map, but seeing this issue of Maxim featuring one Nadejda Lambreva, I now want to visit there. But only if I get to see her. In person. In my hotel room. And get to play the part of that teddy bear you see below. They do have hotels in Bulgaria, right?

The Week That Was…

Patricia Conde is Spanish, amazing.
We met Jeanene Fox, Rick Fox’s super hot sister.
We also met Miss WBC: Oksana Semenisina & Labancz Lilla…
As well as Sandra Vidal, Giorgia Wurth & Paula Morales.
I found my next wife.
Hayden Panettiere was in a bikini and cowboy hat.
Amazin’ Amie showed her Amazin’ ass.
Kim Kardashian pretended to be athletic.
Olivia Wilde sexed up GQ.
Lesbian Fantasy XXVII took place.
Greg Brady was gangsta.
We learned all about the different types of poker players.
As well as the various stages of sports gambling degeneracy.
I want a chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren …
… and this souped-up Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren.

on 205th recommends…

Babes: Miss COED: Diana Villas Boas.
Babes: LPGA stars will play with you for cash.
Babes: Eliza Dushku does Maxim magazine.
NSFW: Mariah Carey with the see-through top.
Sports: Ohio State fan proves yet again to be a fool.
Babes: Maria Ozawa is the International Babe of the Day.
Babes: Kourtney Kardashian bending over.
Babes: Jessica Simpson’s top 10 nipple slips.
Babes: Babes and more babes…
Babes: Stunning Playboy hottie Christina Vlahakis.
NSFW: Penthouse Pet Lexxi Tyler.
Babes: Jewel Kilcher looking all kinds of hot.
Babes: Wishful thinking: Alessandra Ambrosio strips.
Video: Sexy flight attendant bikini rap.
Babes: More Britney Spears in a bikini.
Babes: Dream Kelly is all grown up.
Video: 10 funniest videos of people masturbating.
NSFW: Sam Cooke in heels and headphones.
Babes: Dita Von Teese premieres her garter straps.
Stuff: I love you, Relaxed Hitler.
Babes: I like the look of sexy blonde Elaine Alden.
Babes: Doutzen Kroes in black hot pants.
Babes: Early morning mistress: Lady Dayana Nunez.
Babes: Miranda Kerr sunbathing in her bikini.
Babes: Jennifer Love Hewitt in a Marc Baptiste photo shoot.
Babes: OMG, this puppy is so cute.
Babes: The Random Hot Girl Picture Dump: Part 2.
Babes: Katarina Ivanovska in Elle Italy.
Video: LeBron makes another crazy bucket.
Stuff: What to do when your girlfriend dresses like a whore.
NSFW: World Strip: Lithuania.
Sports: Separated at Birth: NBA Edition.
NSFW: Yurizan Beltran on the stairs.
Video: Street credibility FAIL.
Babes: Carrie Underwood looks pretty in pink.
Babes: The Kardashian sisters do Miami.
Babes: When monkeys attack…
Babes: Angelina Jolie at the Inglourious Basterds premiere.
NSFW: Klaudia gets topless for CKM.
Sports: Clete Thomas has some hot fans.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.