The whitest white guy dance to ever white

Posted by Chris Spags on September 30th, 2009 at 12:01 pm

It’s easy to write this video as just another a-hole lip-synching and dancing on YouTube, but I found this highly entertaining. Plus anything I can do to aid the reality that black comedians distribute on a daily basis, I’d like to do.

Are you stimulated yet, ladies? I could imagine it’s like a Brazilian jungle underneath all the girls’ chairs right now.

It’s a good thing no one ever sees these videos or knows the people involved. Can you imagine how ridiculous it’ll be when this YouTube generation turns 40 and they have videos like this attached to them? Then again, maybe it’ll be a prerequisite by that point. “Sorry Stephens, but the job is going to go to this guy. I’m just not confident in your ability to flail your arms around wildly whilst singing along to presumably gay former boy banders. Not sure that’d really be an asset here at Citibank of America Wells Fargo.”

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.