The World's Shortest Nightie

Every girl should wear something slinky to bed to keep the spice alive in their relationship (keeping the spice alive can also be achieved by shoving a bottle of Mrs. Dash in your cooch, FYI). Enter this old ad for the World’s Shortest Nightie.

I don’t think that’s too sexy since it doesn’t really leave much to the imagination. Plus I’d imagine wearing that around the house would probably just ruin the upholstery.

Then again, with women’s grooming habits what they were back then, maybe it did still leave a lot to the imagination. A woman could be completely nude and you couldn’t even make out a trace of vag unless you had lips that looked like the Gorton’s fisherman’s hat.

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