The Ying-Yang Twins on MTV's Cribs: Translated

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Our friends at TastyBooze conjured up this video of gibberish-speaking rap duo The Ying Yang Twins on Cribs with a helpful translation. Because, shocking, people with 700 pounds of gold in their mouths and a third grade education aren’t so easy to understand.

I always wanted to be a rapper growing up but I didn’t feel like I had enough street cred. You’d also be shocked at how poorly people receive a white kid putting shoe polish on his face and talking like Snoop Dogg. Which strikes me as unfair. I mean, here I am, forced to stick to the rigid confines of words that exist like “the” or “car” or “sandwich” but they can say crap like “The skeeblizzle is all crankied up now, nahmean Hammertoe?” and people will be like, “Wow, that is the voice of my generation.”

On the plus side, Korean ladies don’t angrily stare at me when I go into a deli, so I’ve got that going for me.

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