The Count appears to be a victim of parody

Posted by Chris Spags on January 7th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

So I don’t care how old this is since this is the first time I’ve seen it. I have a new meaning of life, thanks to the “beep game” being played with Sesame Street muppet star, the Count.

I have to admire his commitment to f*cking. It’s nice when kids can get a role model that will really help them understand what’s important in life. Most specifically, pointing at bats and talking about getting ass. It’s like hanging out in the Negro Leagues!

[Derby Tip: Opie and Anthony]

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