The hottest jam of the summer, for real

Posted by Chris Spags on June 5th, 2008 at 9:55 am

So I heard this on Opie and Anthony the other day and I just remembered that the world (i.e. the world as far as I reach, so like me and a couple dogs) needs to see it. It’s a song for the ladies.

This is hip-hop how it was meant to be performed. A phat beat, some ill rhymes, a discussion of genitals. It’s really urban music distilled to a science. And clearly any white guy can do it. That means you, yes you (and by you, I mean me) can be an international rap superstar! Which is good because it seems like black guys are getting all the breaks these days.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.