THERE’S NO HOPE WITH DOPE

Posted by A. Isaac on February 2nd, 2009 at 9:21 am

phelps header 0102 25557a 1 THERES NO HOPE WITH DOPE

Apparently, Michael Phelps was a geek as a kid. Because, everybody and I mean everybody listened to Zack and the gang when they told us….

“There’s no hope with dope”

To me, this is just more fuel to the fire that Michael Phelps is a douche. Not because he smoked weed, but because he’s just another product of parents sheltering their kids from good ‘ol Saturday morning Tv….Instead of getting a boner like the rest of us to Kelly Kapowski, Phelps was swimming laps at the local Y.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.