THINGS THAT SCORE MORE THAN THE TIGERS

Go ahead….

Name the one team in MLB without a win….

Yep, your Motor City Kitties folks.

And while its not time to hit the panic button just yet, the injury to Gary Sheffield makes you flinch towards it. Combine that with Miguel Cabrera’s inability to run around the bases without straining a quad and a win against the White Sox this weekend becomes, dare I say, important?

The pitching has been pretty solid. All three starting pitchers pitched well enough to win. Its the hitting thats been on life-support.

Even reliable bat Placido Polanco has struggled(1-12)….And Pudge, well, I’m ready to put Pudge out to pasture soon….I almost wish somebody gave Pudge one of those mysterious B-12 shots that the Rocket was getting….

So because the offense is struggling so mightily, I give you….

The Numa-Numa Guy at the Grammys

Shawn Kemp at the pharmacy buying condoms

Fat Guy on the Internet with the chick on the Webcam

The I Dressed up to go see Star Wars Crew at Prom

Big Ben at the Free Throw Line

This chick on a Saturday Night

Britney underwear shopping

AND FINALLY….

Wile. E Coyote catching the Road-Runner

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