This baby is a rapist

Posted by Chris Spags on July 10th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

I don’t trust babies; every time I meet one and introduce myself, they rarely seem to remember me the second time I run into them. Here’s further reason why…watch this baby attempt to pull down this chick’s halter top time and time again (might be NSFW at a couple parts).

Now sure, I’m interested in seeing the fruits of this baby’s labor…what kind of man would I be if I didn’t want to see a woman stripped and shamed…but this is inappropriate behavior. Mostly because it’s totally okay if this baby does it but God forbid I hire a midget to dress up in a onesie and do it for a DVD series called “Babies Get The Goods.” Then I’m the creep. This is why we’re in a recession, folks.

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