This confirms what I think of Southerners

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

What happens when you unleash a camera on a couple of hardcore rednecks? This piece of cinematic mastery. Just watch it.

Thank the Internet for wonders such as this. People often accuse me of being biased of Southerners on this site or misrepresenting them. But hey, now we have video proof (or, as the gentleman above might call it, “Videomographic everdents”). Also, that’s a WOMAN running the camera. A WOMAN. She doesn’t even have wrists! It looks like she’s wearing flesh colored Hulk Hands. It’s like looking into the baboon cage at the zoo. They’d probably have made a more coherent video too.

Feel free to defend yourselves in the comments below, Southern folk. But seriously, if it weren’t for Southern belles and barbecue, I’d be highly advocating just giving you to Mexico. Then we can make Canada the new South. At least they’ve got weed and hot strippers instead of “chew,” rebel flags, and vaguely entertaining appearances on Maury.

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