This divorce lawyer commercial sure is poignant

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

I don’t think there’s anyone out there who likes divorce. Oh, except the Cy women who milk their ex-husbands out of a significant chunk of money that they don’t deserve. This just reinforces that point.

This commercial makes divorce seem all fun and liberating, like winning a contest or something which, again, it is if you’re the woman. In fact, it’s probably the best possible deal you’ll ever get in life. I can think of no other scenario in which you’d make out with thousands upon thousands of dollars for laying on your ass and taking a load every now and then. That’s why I want to marry a rich lady. I imagine she’ll probably be kind of a bitch because rich ladies tend to be really mean to compensate for their accursed vaginas which oppress them at work, but still, it’d be nice to lay around on a sofa while Hernando my man-servant feeds me grapes. Then my wealthy wife would come home and I’d be like, “Oh sweetie, tough day at work?” Then I’d pretend I had a headache so I wouldn’t have to lay there awkwardly pretending to enjoy sex with her. Sigh, that’s the dream right there.

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