This doctor is an asshole

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

A lot of people waste a doctor’s time with their various “Oh I have a bump on my arm” or “Ohhh I have a shard of glass sticking out of my head” bullcrap reasons for a visit. And this guy seems to be no exception. But the doctor is having none of his shenanigans any more.

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I try to avoid the doctors whenever I can because, really, it’s not like you can catch AIDS twice. But they’re always such dicks. Like you never have a doctor who’s like excited to see you, unless you’re a 20 year-old sorority girl and your gynecologist finally gets a break from the 70 year-old cooches that look like rotting slices of ham. It’s always “Yeah yeah, what’s wrong, bend over” and you’re like, “But doctor, I just came in for this wrist injury…that doesn’t feel like a gloved finger at all! Oh..oh…no…oh…OH STOP!” But he doesn’t stop. Anyway, my wrist still hurts.

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