This dog is not playing your "ball"

Our friends at PhillyBurbs (give them a click because they actually made this awesome video themselves) got this video of a dog being a dick.

Let this be a lesson to all of you out there who think dressing your dogs up is a good idea. When you dress your dog up like a gay Frenchman, he is going to resent you. Same thing for when you dress your child up like a Navy officer and then give the picture to his girlfriend years later so that she can put it on the fridge and go, “Awww baby Chris” when you’re a man in your mid 20s. Yeah. I relate to you, dog. Together, we will make a difference, letting the soccer balls of dehumanization roll by.

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