This dog is probably cooler than you

This is arguably the most worthless story ever but this dog rocks entirely too much not to post it. The gist: An owner got his dog some sunglasses and now the dog won’t take them off.

Fei Fei’s owner says he bought the dog a pair of sunglasses to protect his eyes from the strong sun in Chongqing, Sichuan Province.

He wasn’t sure if the dog would take to wearing sunglasses – but to his surprise he loves them so much he won’t go out without them.

“I thought that the strong sunshine we get here in the summer time could not be good for his eyes,” the dog’s owner said.

“But now if I don’t put his sunglasses on before we go out, he barks at me non-stop until I do.”

This is pretty big news in China with the dog quickly reaching a level of local celebrity (which basically means that he has at least 400 million fans, based on the people exchange rate). But newsflash for you China, America did it first and better. Remember Spuds McKenzie, spokesdog for Bud Light? He wore Hawaiian shirts, sunglasses, whatever was cool at the time. And he drank beer AND had consensual sex with women without them feeling ashamed. So once again, China…nice try, but you don’t f with an American staple.

Then again, Spuds McKenzie is probably long dead. Dogs don’t have such a long shelf life and I can’t imagine his alcoholism helped things. Never forget.

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