This elephant ride seems fun
Chris Spags Animals having sex is an important part of the delicate ecology of the universe; for example, did you know that every time a walrus gets a blowjob, beach water gets salted? But it’s a bit less beautiful in practical execution, particularly when you’re on an elephant tour.
Man, that elephant is hung like a horse.
That’s kind of awkward. Not because it’s weird that elephants would bone, but because I’m pretty sure seeing an elephant’s crapcovered vagina wasn’t part of the sightseeing tour. But if it was, wow, what a deal. You’d have to pay extra for that if it were a human woman.
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