This elephant ride seems fun

Posted by Chris Spags on May 12th, 2009 at 9:23 am

Animals having sex is an important part of the delicate ecology of the universe; for example, did you know that every time a walrus gets a blowjob, beach water gets salted? But it’s a bit less beautiful in practical execution, particularly when you’re on an elephant tour.

k4vs 540x405 This elephant ride seems fun

Man, that elephant is hung like a horse.

That’s kind of awkward. Not because it’s weird that elephants would bone, but because I’m pretty sure seeing an elephant’s crapcovered vagina wasn’t part of the sightseeing tour. But if it was, wow, what a deal. You’d have to pay extra for that if it were a human woman.

[thanks dave for the tip!]

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