This guy loves his boogers

When I see a man eating his own nostril deliciousness I usually think, “Wow, what a classy guy doing classy things.” This clip of a gentleman eating his boogers while in traffic after a New York Yankees game is really something to behold.

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I’ve never eaten my own snot so I can’t really say I relate. I don’t get the appeal of eating something that just came out of my body without being a part of a Japanese porn film. I also can’t imagine it’d be particularly delicious. But at the same time, I can’t help but admire how voracious he is with eating the contents of his nostrils. I haven’t had that much dedication with anything in my life. Ever. Which is kind of sad if you really think about it. Maybe the power of his boogers is where he gets his dedication from and I’ve just been missing the boat all this time.

Also if you eat your morning eye crust in a banana smoothie, you gain superhuman strength. I’m pretty sure that was a scene in Pumping Iron. Try it and report back with your mind-blowingly positive results.

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