This horse did not enjoy that at all.

Posted by Chris Spags on September 8th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

With their beauty and general adorableness, it’s easy to forget that horses can kill you in a variety of ways. Here’s one: By kicking you in your stupid face for acting like an asshole.

There’s another way for a horse to kill you which also involves the word asshole. Arguably more embarrassing to explain at the funeral too.

So I wanted to put this in the first paragraph but it was too wordy, but I have NO CLUE at all if this thing kicking the dude is a horse or a donkey. The video itself is in a foreign language that I don’t even recognize and nowhere in an English-speaking land has posted it. So can someone with knowledge on The Great Horse/Donkey Debate PLEASE tell me if this is a horse or a donkey? I haven’t had so many unanswered questions about a four-legged creature since walking in on my parents during their “Date Night.”

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.