This horse is an ass.

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Trees are notorious for their hunger for living things (make sure your kids know this at an early age). Check out this tree who ate a horse.

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Yes, this is a female horse (or filly for you horselovers) named Gracie. Apparently she was wondering what was in the tree and, in order to solve her curiosity, jammed her big, stupid horse head inside of the tree to figure it out. Much like how I would try to solve problems when I worked (briefly) as a gynecologist.

She escaped, with the help of a chainsaw, with just some scrapes and a jaw dislocation. Which is probably better than the alternative of waking up in a Jewish movie producer’s bed.

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