This is a man getting sexually assaulted by a parrot
Ever since I opened a package of Polly-O and found a piece of string-cheese missing, I’ve had a healthy distrust of parrots. Here’s another reason why…they’ll rape you, as evidenced by this BBC video of a man being introduced to an extremely rare parrot.
Well, if the parrot is so rare, it makes sense that it needs a little action. I can’t imagine that being the only one of your species helps to create a serviceable social scene for getting your little parrot rocks off.
I kind of like how the guy is so not bothered by this. He almost seems somewhat delighted by it. All I’m saying is, you can’t parrot rape the willing.
[Buzzfeed]

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