This is an MRI of intercourse

Well, if this is safe-for-work enough for YouTube, it’s probably safe enough for me. Here’s a video that breaks down the science of intercourse, including an MRI OF HOT SEX ACTION (pictured left). Believe me, if you find anything remotely hot about this, or can make out what’s what in this photo, you need to reevaluate. Skip to 1:38 for the money shot, so to speak.

Maybe it’s just the MRI, but there didn’t seem to be a whole lot of variation in his strokes. I’d hate to critique a man’s sexpertise off of an MRI video that he must have shot with a stranger in the room (I’d assume), but perhaps a little more pelvis action would help. Put on a show Random MRI Penis Guy, there are strangers watching!

I once had my sex MRI’d for a similar video, but the technician arrived too late so they only got an MRI of me handing over a hundred bucks and then sobbing silently while holding my teddy bear. Fortunately for the videographer, I had sex with the bear after. Sorry Mr. Huggington, but if you didn’t want to get violated, maybe you shouldn’t be nude in my bed.

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