This is poorly named

Toys that lack the requisite amount of thought before going out on the market amuse me quite a bit. For example, meet the ToyPedo.

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What amazes me is how this happens so often with toys. I get that many people in positions of power at toy companies are probably a bit older and thus lack the filter to go, “Uh, this is a bit of a double entendre of a toy,” but maybe they could hire an intern or something to take a look? I see inappropriate double entendres everywhere, even in the Holocaust museum, I think my viewpoint would have a lot to offer as Vice President of Dick Joke Removal.

It’s true what they say though…no toy can adequately recreate the experience of the real thing. That’s why vans with candy will always stay in business.



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