This is probably the worst party ever
Chris Spags It’s always easy to tell when someone’s throwing a bad party. Mediocre supply of beverages, lame ugly people, few people passed out in the various nooks of the house. But those parties are like Sodom and Gomorrah compared to this one.
The best part of the photo that I missed at first glance? The way the poodle in the middle has his hand on the guy’s thigh, making almost a winky face like, “Oh yeah baby, you know what comes next.” And sadly, a little dog-f’ing is about the only thing that’d make this party somewhat interesting. When the highlight of your party is some guy in tight white shorts getting licked seductively by Rin Tin Tin, your party probably isn’t going to make it into the Style section of the New York Times. Unless that’s one of Diddy’s crazily-themed Hamptons parties I’m not aware of.
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