This is the worst business offer I've ever received

I get a lot of crapty emails of stuff from this site. I like getting emails offering partnerships and ads and whatever, those are awesome. What I don’t like…business opportunities based around fat people copulating.

Hello webmaster,

This is Michael from Largefriends.com. I wonder if you are interested in running your own BBW=big beautiful woman dating site or work-at-home business. We would like to work with you setting up Dating Site for plus-size Singles.

We can set it up for you at no cost if you have strong interest in this field or work-at-home business. You can pick the name for your own BBW (big beautiful women) dating site, own the domain and brand. We take care of all the backend and engineering work. Also customer service work,

You don’t have to worry that no one exists at your BBW dating site at the beginning. Your site will share hundreds of thousands of profiles with other BBW sites we have already set up. Your users can immediately contact hundreds of thousands of other deaf users once they register at your BBW dating site.

You can earn money if you can get users registering at your dating site.
It is easy to get users visiting your BBW dating site by doing the followings:

1. Invite friends, friends of your friends to visit it;
2. Write blogs on popular sites promoting it;
3. Create friend circle on some social networking sites to get to know more friends.;
4. Use business card, fly sheet to promote it when joining social activities;

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For more details, please email me at largefriendsmarketing@gmail.com or go to the below information link:

http://www.largefriends.com/private_label

If you are interested, please let me know.

Thank you for your consideration and I am looking forward to your reply.

Yours sincerely
Michael
marketing manager

http://www.largefriends.com

I’m hard pressed to top the level of absurdity emanating from this proposal, but I can try. There is absolutely no situation in which I want to assist in helping the obese procreate. And while I think the site name “Large Friends” is fairly adorable and sounds vaguely like a kids’ cartoon about a hippo and a giraffe beginning a lifelong friendship based around wacky antics and a love of leaves, I would never want to attach my personal brand to such an endeavor. And what self-respecting pig would go on a site promoting themselves to either chubby chasers or equally gaseous individuals?

Put it this way: I’d rather “invest” in a new business venture that involves a 24/7 camera watching me masturbate until my penis turns into a lifeless shred of chewed up pork than spend my days wondering if one Beluga whale can distance himself from the vat of onion rings long enough to fingerf some other Beluga whale.

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