This is what a world champion pole dance looks like

I just stumbled across this and found it to be utterly captivating. Meet world champion (I’m not sure what body recognized her, but I’m going to assume it’s the Whore Society of Athletics) pole dancer Kelly Kayne. This is what a superstar pole dancer looks like.

She makes it look so effortless. Like all you need to do to be able to do athletic whorishness like this is strap on a lower back tattoo, tighten up the area around your crotch to get an effective camel toe, and BAM…pole dancing excellence. But it’s a lot more work than that, girls. You also need to have to be willing to make the little sacrifices. Like being willing to give handjobs to big tippers. Or understanding that you need to tell people you’re a “dancer” or you “work in marketing” instead of your actual chosen possession. And you also need to prepare for the awkwardness of your parents asking how work’s going on Thanksgiving and not wanting to tell them about how Jimmy the club regular stuck his pinky in your ass while he slipped you a single the other night.

Other than that, it’s as easy as it looks.

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