This is what arson looks like

Ever see a man start a huge fire on a bus? Well then, today’s your lucky day because some random dude in Toronto thought the best way to solve his problems (which included punching a girl in the face after asking for a cigarette and getting denied) was by starting a fire on the bus.

Best part is around 0:32 in when he stops for a second, then checks his bag as if to say, “Wait…I didn’t forget my arson-related goods did I?” When you’re starting fires on buses that have (typically obvious) security cameras just hanging out, now’s not the time to start thinking about leaving clues behind like an episode of CSI. I don’t think anyone’s ever said, “Oh no, this is the most dastardly, well thought-out case of burning a crapty Canadian bus down I’ve ever seen. This man is a criminal mastermind!”

That’s all for me today, folks, have a magical and mystical Labor Day. Feel free to thank me for giving you an alternate idea on how to prepare your Labor Day barbecue.

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