This Japanese kid just learned an important lesson

Posted by Chris Spags on June 25th, 2009 at 1:20 pm

An adorable little Japanese boy decided to give flowers to performers at some sort of recital. The first one goes swimmingly and the second…notsomuch.

It seems too obvious to point out that this kid has basically just seen 99% of the future encounters he’ll have with women over the next 20 years. What he should do is take this as a learning experience as he grows older. That learning experience being that girls in elementary school only like flowers 50% of the time. Stick to toys and candy, those are proven methods of success. And when he’s 45 and still giving gifts to elementary school girls before asking them to keep a terrible secret, he can look back on this and laugh.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.