This kid knows how to rock, eat

Posted by Chris Spags on April 15th, 2009 at 12:09 pm

I hate fat adults but fat kids have a certain charm. Primarily because their little fat boy bosoms are hilarious. Check out this kid rocking out to AC/DC’s “TNT” (skip to 2:30 in if you want to see some hawt stripper moves).

My question: Is it worth it to these kids to get the brief attention from assholes like me to know that this video of you prancing around with your underdeveloped-sorority-girl boobs is going to be floating around the Internet pretty much forever? It’s not even like it’s David After the Dentist where the kid is so adorable and just drugged up, this kid is just looking like an ass and jiggling around. It’s embarrassing, man. No matter how badly, I want to motorboat you, nothing’s going to change that, kid.

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