This kid loves brushing teeth

Barney didn’t really hit big until right after I was too old to appreciate it. That’s pretty unfortunate, since apparently I missed out on lessons like this one, on how to brush your teeth.

Now I know what you’re all thinking since many people would have their mind go to the dirtiest possible place, but that’s totally not what it is. I mean, maybe this kid is just really into brushing his teeth. Dental hygiene is important, you know. Now if he starts to brush his teeth while having his arms pinned down and his head dangling face-up over the side of the bed while a guy named Ramon stands over him thrusting the toothbrush onto his teeth until the toothpaste comes out of the side of the kid’s mouth, but then the kid takes his index finger and wipes it off his cheek and then puts that finger back into his mouth so he doesn’t miss out on any of the gooey goodness, then perhaps we might have a problem.

For the record, the Cavity Creeps prefer anal.

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