This ninja cat is awesome

Posted by Chris Spags on September 15th, 2008 at 11:29 am

Everyone has a weakness for adorable kitties. Especially ones with big anime character-looking eyes. But what if they’re sneaking up on you to, probably, murder you and eat your sweet innards?

Just watch the whole thing. The cat sneaks up on its owner without shifting its position or moving while within the line of sight for a second. It’s pretty impressive.

As longtime readers may know, I own a cat (the official BOH kitty Nilla) and, while I never like making endorsements of products, I have to say that there is one product I especially enjoy getting her. That product? Dead Homeless People. Nothing will give your kitten the energy they need while satisfying your own personal bloodlust faster than Dead Homeless People.

“Got any change?”

“Sure…why don’t you come back to my place and we’ll get you all cleaned up. *winks at camera”

Dead Homeless People: The taste kitties will flip over.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.