This road sign sends the wrong message

The hot new trend in vandalism for funny Internet pictures is hacking into those LED lettered traffic signs. First the “Zombies Ahead” sign in Texas and now this in Florida.

Now I’m not saying that I agree with this sign because I don’t; Drunk driving is bad and dangerous. But if you have to drive drunk, make sure you do it with your pants off. It won’t improve your chances of driving well, but it will make it much more comical when you’re asked to step out of the car after getting pulled over. Hit and runs on families on their way home from the airport are just so much more slapstick when they’re committed by a pantsless man vomiting on his Super Mario boxers.

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